Excitement!

Oh my goodness, this is all so exciting. I think some of you already know that I will be appearing on stage at the ARC in Stockton on September 22nd. The programme was supposed to be called 'A Moment with Marjorie', but due to an industrial dispute it has been advertised as 'Funny Haha, Funny Peculiar'.
While I find this distressing and upsetting, I have decided to keep a stiff upper lip and not complain to the management.
As long as everyone understands that this is really Marjorie Pickering's recital, with support from some nice young men who call themselves King Ink and another young man from Bristol who wears a lot of badges and calls himself Byron Vincent. He claims to have two ears and no club foot, but with a name like that you never can tell what might be missing.
Having also paid another nice young man to make portrait photgraphs of me, I am surprised that they have not appeared in the programme either, another thing I need to remedy.